One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"Love xx funny or not xxx?My Monday is going all wrong for me. Thanks for lifting my spiritsLove xx funny or not xxx?
Very funny, give it a few more years, and that could be me!Love xx funny or not xxx?lol a star for you!
yeah very good, but i think if a man had gone to that much effort he would have carried on for the end delights.
Then watch the telly.Love xx funny or not xxx?haha dat is funny lol xxx star 4 uLove xx funny or not xxx?
give it a few years !! its me already !! lmao
lol typicalLove xx funny or not xxx?
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Hi Love, Oh this is a sick one. I would KICK his A S S out of the bed. Hahahahaha..
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What an @sshole! If that was me, the milk man would think it is his Birthday next morning! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
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Yuur mint at al these questions lol x.x
lmao very gud x x x
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
where do you get all these????
Another star!
Funny.
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