How long can I refrain from sex before my vagina closes up?

It's been so long since I've had sex and it feels like my vagina is getting tighter and tighter as time goes by. How long until it closes up completely, and I'll have to get surgery to reopen it?How long can I refrain from sex before my vagina closes up?You shouldn't keep telling the world it's constantly getting tighter and tighter, because any guy that hears that is just going to make you wait longer, in a selfish bid to increase his future pleasure.



A highly counter-productive policy if you ask me.



I'm willing to assist you in this matter; "tight vagina" can be the new "nice breasts"...lolHow long can I refrain from sex before my vagina closes up?
That's me...I'm all about the satisfaction.

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How long can I refrain from sex before my vagina closes up?Well the best preventative medicine in case of the ole vag closing up, is called the Brian probe. Brian comes over to your house and probes you inside and out to make sure this never happens to you. Just give me a call at 1-800-PROBEIT or you can just e-mail me since we are friends.



EDIT: Three jealous people with the thumbs down. I guess they think if they give me a thumbs down I'll look less sexy to you tomorrow.
Well I've gone over a year now and it would appear to be reaching critical mass. Possibly we can both ask Batty to send us one of her super special 'love toys" and work on keeping the passages open...should by some miracle either of us again meet a man we trust enough to let in the living room, let alone the bedroom, we may not want to go the surgical route.How long can I refrain from sex before my vagina closes up?i dont think you should behaving sex,



at the risk of passing on your silliness to a new generation, please don't



unless you are bored, and asking stupid questions, i still think you should not reproduce



thank you for making me laugh, i have a physics exam on Tuesday and have been stressed out, now im chilledHow long can I refrain from sex before my vagina closes up?
I sure hope you are joking but if not. Never. It is physically impossible. But I can say if you continue to wait till your wedding night your husband will be most grateful and amazed.



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Soon always keep a crowbar with you to open it up. If that doesn't work then you should use you hands and rip it open find the first guy that you see and have crazy monkey sex with him. Then become a prostitute so it never happens again.How long can I refrain from sex before my vagina closes up?
no surgery,just give it a Q-tip swabbing from time to time.,OH wait a minute! you will need surgery,and im a willing doctor ob/gyn that will do it for free,or pro rate the cost depending on what you look like..
Most of these answers were amusing, but the real answer is was what Kitty Kiwi said.

It takes quite awhile for it to even tightin ....years
are you serious or just looking for question points?this isn't like an open sore that will heel,it is a sheath,a tube that will never ''seal up''
I don't think your vagina will close up from not having sex. Use tampons when you have your period if your that worried about it. Or just have sex.
LMFAO i wish i could give you the 10 points, i can't believe people are answering so seriously lol,

cheered me up no end, thanks hon.
You are torturing me with this question, you know I am more than willing to help you with that problem
The vagina does not close. If someone told you that they are dumb. it does tighten after a time of no penetration but it will never close.
You have a 30 year minimum, so you still have time. I can only fit two fingers in comfortably anymore!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha your too much of a moron to be having sex
I'll be over in 5 minutes.
Whoa you need to stick something in there or it'll close up.
lol yes you should get a carrot or something right away!!!!!
Oh noz!



Don't let that happen.



Here, let's start with (((Briley)))..
Well go out and have sex then!
This has to be a joke.
She needs sex.



I wish there was something I could do to help!!!!
QUICK! do it now! it is on the verge of closing! luckily we have F*** specialists here in seattle!
Look on the positive side, you're now 'A born again virgin' :-)
Briley, I'm your friend and I'd like to help. Please call me.
Yeah, that doesnt happen.

I think your just paranoid?
nice joke
two or three weeks
who told you this? this is total nonsense.
that doesnt happen
gave me a chubby



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